There are just some things that you don’t say to someone from Houston. While we’re not really known for being prickly people, there are some things that can just set us off. Whether you’re making us drive out to the airport, talking smack about our beloved Houston businesses, or making unfounded comparisons to other cities in Texas, here are 30 ways to ruin someone from Houston’s day with one sentence according to you, our audience.
1. My bad. I need you to pick me up at Bush, not Hobby. I land at 5:35pm.
2. We gotta take 45.
3. Come to my house, I live near the Galleria…
4. In and Out is better than Whataburger
5. I-10 is shutdown.
6. There’s really nothing to do in Houston
7. The only way there is by getting on 610.
8. So the car is running good…but the air don’t work right now.
9. The crawfish are bad this season 😢
10. “The rodeo in my hometown is better that rodeo Houston” 😡
11. Welcome Californians! Keep moving in here!
12. It’s an accident on 59😂
13. “Ky-you-kendall” (Kyukendahl 🫠)
14. “dAlLaS iS bEtTeR tHaN Houston” like bffr
15. Can you pick me up from the airport? NOPE😂😂😂😂
16. “Krispy Kreme is better than Shipleys”🤣
17. It’s flooding!!!
18. Blue Bell ice cream is coming off shelves 🍨
19. You going to have to merge to get to the exit.
20. “There’s a freeze on the way”*ENTIRE CITY SHUTS DOWN*
