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20 Ways To Annoy A Houstonian In 5 Words Or Less

By Colby Smith

20 Ways To Annoy A Houstonian In 5 Words Or Less

Turns out, it’s not that hard to annoy a Houstonian…

All in all, Houstonians are happy people. Despite the humidity, inevitable disappointment of most of its sports teams, and, yes, traffic problems, the people are happy to be living in the great city of Houston. That said, like any and all people we have our buttons. Knowing this as we do, we set Secret Houston readers a little social media challenge: to annoy your average Houstonian in five words or less. The results were, as always, illuminating. Here we go! [Featured image: @dizzy8224]

1. “Dallas is better than Houston.”

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2. “Pick me up at IAH?”

3. “Get on the frontage road.”

4. “Moving here from California.”

5. “Glad Be Someone was re-tagged.”

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6. “50% chance of rain.”

7. “Drive slow in left lane.”

8. “Torchy’s has the best tacos.”

9. “‘Stros stole signs.”

10. “How ’bout dem Cowboys?”

11. “In N Out is better.”

12. “Turn AC up to 78.”

13. “I live in Houston” (Sugarland/Katy/Woodlands)

14. “Winter is coming.”

15. “Screw music is too slow.”

16.”Lane closure ahead.”

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17. “It’s pop not coke.”

18. “Let’s have lunch in Galleria.”

19. “Humble (with the H sound).”

20. “You’ll love our HOA.”