While air taxis will supposedly be a thing in 2030, the rest of in Houston living in the present are in need of some sort of traffic solace. While Houston is a great city as a whole, there’s no getting around the fact that traffic can sour even the sunniest of dispositions.
In breaking news, the city has decided that it will begin work on an underground network of traffic tunnels, including the utilization of Houston’s existing Downtown underground tunnels.
Over the past few years, Houston officials have set out on a number of infrastructure projects in order to alleviate traffic congestion in Houston. None, however, have been as groundbreaking as the recently announced underground traffic tunnel initiative.
“As Houston continues to thrive and expand, it’s imperative that we explore innovative solutions to alleviate traffic congestion,” said Mayor John Whitmire in a press release.
“That’s why we’re excited to announce the initiation of our underground network of traffic tunnels. This visionary project will not only enhance connectivity but also redefine urban mobility for generations to come. Houstonians, get ready to delve into a new era of transportation!”
As Houstonians know, there is a (in large part, underutilized) network of tunnels in Downtown, Houston. While before, they served as an air-conditioned way for Downtown residents to commute – or even grab lunch on the go – the tunnels will now be converted to serve vehicular traffic.
“Converting Houston’s underground pedestrian tunnels into vehicular traffic tunnels is a bold step towards easing congestion and enhancing mobility,” said Whitmire. “By maximizing our existing infrastructure, we’re not just moving forward, but driving beneath it, paving the way for a smoother, more efficient Houston.”
Officials state that they aim to begin construction on the tunnel network by the end of the year, beginning with the Downtown area. A press release states, however, that the long-term vision is to incorporate Houston’s inner loop area with surrounding suburbs. There is no expected completion date on either initiative. There is no actual date at all because…
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